Still Pregnant.

September 11, 2009 at 00:41 1 comment

In the excitement following last Friday’s doctor’s appointment I made the mistake of telling everyone I know, including the faceless masses of the Internet that I am 3 centimeters dilated and can expect to go into labour any day.

OK, mistake is a strong word, it is exciting and I don’t regret sharing this excitement with everyone else. Nor am I not extremely appreciative of all the support that I am receiving from friends and family.

Our cellphone provider is going to be extremely appreciative as well. Since Friday afternoon our phones have been ringing off the hook.

“Have you popped that baby out yet?”

“Still pregnant?”

“Hey! haven’t talked to you in a while, weren’t you supposed to be having a baby this month?”

And of coarse, the most common one:

“Am I a Gido/Baba/Grandma/Grandpa yet?” (To which I can only say this: Have I done something to make you think that I won’t call and let you know when you are?)

Yes I am 3 centimeters dilated, and yes I am experiencing other pre-labour symptoms, and yes the doctor seams to think that, though it is possible, I won’t be going all the way to my estimated due date. BUT that does NOT mean that I am in active labour, from what I’ve read pre-labour symptoms can precede active labour by up to 4 weeks.

You’ve made it through the first level, but sorry Mario, our princess is in another castle.

What it DOES mean is that I am exhausted, uncomfortable, and irritable. So while I appreciate the support, I cannot be held responsible for what kind of response well wishers will get when they call. Here’s how to avoid having to call.

1) If you are just calling to see if I am still pregnant, the answer is probably yes, I promise you that I will be shouting with glee from roof tops (And by roof tops I mean this web page, and twitter, and mass text message) and you will know.

2) If you are calling to see if I need anything, the answer is not really, but here’s a wish list of things to make you feel useful.

– Frozen casseroles and other such things to heat up and eat after the baby is born when I don’t have time to cook.

– Movies and or TV series to watch/play in the background so that I don’t forget what adult conversations sound like after the baby is born and Das Piper goes back to work.

– In suit laundry.

– Books to read. . . In the last few months, having nothing better to do, I have run out of things to read. If you have anything interesting, I would love to borrow it.

– A million dollars. For obvious reasons this would be VERY much appreciate.

3) If you are calling because you want to drop by for a visit. Then by all means, call and see what I am up to, I’d probably love to have visitors, but don’t call when you’re already here, or only a block away. I may need a few minutes to find pants that fit, or put some deodorant on.

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  • 1. dk  |  September 12, 2009 at 03:30

    hmmm “in suit laundry” that sounds a little cat-in-the-hattish” my dear ;) Perhaps a little pinstripe with narrow lapels …. LOL

    Y’all sure get dressed up to do laundry when you have to find pants to meet a visitor.

    Love ya darlin and take care of you, Das Piper will look after the rest I’m sure.

    Do the casseroles need to be vegetarian?

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