Romance Is Dead

November 28, 2009 at 04:48 1 comment

Because THE BABY IS NAPPING!!! ON HIS OWN!!! WITHOUT ANYONE HOLDING HIM OR LAYING DOWN WITH HIM!!! Pocket Buddha walks over to Das Piper and gives him a snuggle and some sexy kisses.

Das Piper: Um, why do you taste like pepperoni?

Mood effectively ruined.

What did we learn? If you’re trying to catch a little intimacy for the first time since your baby was born 10 weeks ago, make sure to brush your teeth first.

Also, eating a felafle wrap with copious amounts of Tadzhik from ‘Opa’ will apparently make your mouth taste like pepperoni.

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  • 1. dk  |  November 30, 2009 at 05:52

    Boys. Of all ages are always subject to Murphy`s Law – another boy. But on the up side there will be other Oliver naps;)

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